Why go to a banana stand when we can make your banana stand?
I give you Jason and Will!!
A Manifesto of Intangible Wealth
I'm 21 and you'll hate me.
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Mt. Disappointment:
We sold the western winds to industry
as we applauded from the mezzanine.
Broken historyis certainly news to me.
Hiding underneath the sheets
so I don’t see
who has died this week.
Is maybe the worst thing
I can conceive
To do
in the face of all this shit,
no follow through.
Approaching the cliff
I’ll fall off sometime soon.
All style, no substance,
If you insist, sin distance.
are there ghosts walking the halls
or do I wish there were?
Between last call
and first light,
You would find me
making the most of my time
for a man who
has too much of it.
It’s like the sinking feeling
you have when you get a call
from a number
you don’t recall at all.
So you let it go to voicemail,
and choose not to re-call.
Fame and fortune and glory
get all the attention.
But problems, solutions, and answers
get none of the mention.
Maybe that’s why
we’ve chosen the wrong side.
“I thought of car”
Well, at least we can assume he has a good sex drive.
Horse e comics will never not be my favorite thing.
(Source: cocobutthead, via fefifohoe)
sometimes i remember that dudley’s nickname was big d and i really don’t want to know why dudley’s friends called him that
HAHAHA YES. I think that all the time then I think about big d and the kids table
It’s weird. I always thought you got stronger as you grow up, but now I think you get more afraid, because you realize just how much shit can hurt.
3 weeks ago - 
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2 Touche of the Day: Obama’s “Family Tattoo” Deterrence Plan
President Barack Obama has concocted a fail-proof plan to prevent his daughters from getting tattoos. In a recent interview with the Today Show, Obama suggested that if either Malia or Sasha tattooed themselves one day, he and First Lady Michelle Obama would immediately get matching ink and show them off on YouTube as a “family tattoo.” Now that’s what I call a deterrence policy!
God I love Obama.
(Source: BBC)
